tag:jimisboss.com,2011:/mt/1 2011-08-08T15:14:25Z HI IM JIM. I AM SUCCESSFUL MANAGER AT BIG CORPORATION. IM HERE TO CLUE YOU IN ON HOQW TO MANAGE EMPLOYEESD AND CLIMB THE LADDER IN THE BUSINESS WORLD. FOLLW ALONG AND YOU WILL BE BIG SUCCESS LIKE M,E. Movable Type 3.35 tag:jimisboss.com,2011:/mt//1.165 2011-08-08T15:05:59Z 2011-08-08T15:14:25Z

MAN IT RAELYY PSSISSISSES ME OFF WHEN PEEPLE GRIPE AND MOON ABOUST ME DOOIG A LOOSY JOB OF TAKKING CARRE OF MY RSERSPONSIBILLUITES WROK-PALCE HASS A BRANNCH LOOCATION IN RUSTYBILL KANSAS AND THAY HVAVE THERE OWN SYSSTEM THERE OF DSISTROIBUTING...

JIM MAN IT RAELYY PSSISSISSES ME OFF WHEN PEEPLE GRIPE AND MOON ABOUST ME DOOIG A LOOSY JOB OF TAKKING CARRE OF MY RSERSPONSIBILLUITES WROK-PALCE HASS A BRANNCH LOOCATION IN RUSTYBILL KANSAS AND THAY HVAVE THERE OWN SYSSTEM THERE OF DSISTROIBUTING PORDUCTS AND THERE SO STINKIN PROUSD THAT THERE EFFICINCY IS HIHGERR THAN THE HOMO OFFRICE WHARE JIM THE BOSS IS MANGLANER WELL IT NOT A PORBELM ANY MORE LET ME TELL YOO HOW I SLOVED IT I WNET TO THE PRESSIDENT IN CHRAGE OF VICE AT WROK-PALCE AND AFTRER BUYIG HIM DINNER AND A MOOVIE AND DANCIG AFTRERWARDS I GOT HIMM TO DISSSOLVE THE LOOCAL OPRATOINS IN CANZASS AND MADE ALL THE EPOLYEES TYHARE REBID ON THEREE OWN JOBS THE CATCH WAS THAT THARRE WAS ONE LESS JOB THAN EPLOYEES I COOD GIT RID OF THE CHEEF ISNTIGATOR BUT THE BEAST PART WAS THAT THE SPTUPID BOSS WHHO LET IT ALL HAPPEN GOT DEMOOTED TO JATINOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AM AI A BRAILLANT BOSS OR WAHT tag:jimisboss.com,2011:/mt//1.164 2011-06-29T12:55:19Z 2011-06-29T13:01:21Z

EVEVEN THOUGH A GOOD BEARTIG IS JSUT TYHE TIKKET TO INSPRIRE EPOLYESS MSOT OF THE TIOME IT NOT THE UTLIMATE ANSSWER SOME WROKKERS RESPPOND BESET TO THE HANDS OFF APPROACH AND IT JSUT AS MUCH FUN AS LAYIG HANDDS ON...

JIM EVEVEN THOUGH A GOOD BEARTIG IS JSUT TYHE TIKKET TO INSPRIRE EPOLYESS MSOT OF THE TIOME IT NOT THE UTLIMATE ANSSWER SOME WROKKERS RESPPOND BESET TO THE HANDS OFF APPROACH AND IT JSUT AS MUCH FUN AS LAYIG HANDDS ON THIM HEARERE A GOOD EXAPPLE GET YOURSLEFF A SLUNGSHIOT AND SMOME BAIL BEERIGS STNAD ABUOT 20 FEEET AWAY FORM THE SLAKKER FRIER THE BALLLS AT THE BAKK OF HIS HEAD AND SCREEM GET BACK TO WROK LOOK MA NO HNADS HAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAH tag:jimisboss.com,2011:/mt//1.163 2011-04-27T14:37:55Z 2011-04-27T14:44:29Z

A LOOT OF PEEPLE ARE BICHTIG AND MOONIG BECAUSE OF SMOEMTHIG CALLED OUTSROURCIG I GESS IT HVAVE TO DO WITH HIRIG PEEPLE IN THRID WROLD CUONTREES TO DO STFUFF CHEEPER TAHN REEL EPOLYEES WELL I WNAT TO TRELL YOO RIHGT...

JIM A LOOT OF PEEPLE ARE BICHTIG AND MOONIG BECAUSE OF SMOEMTHIG CALLED OUTSROURCIG I GESS IT HVAVE TO DO WITH HIRIG PEEPLE IN THRID WROLD CUONTREES TO DO STFUFF CHEEPER TAHN REEL EPOLYEES WELL I WNAT TO TRELL YOO RIHGT NOW TAHT WILL NEVVER HAPPEN AT WROK-PALCE AS LONNG AS JIM THE BOSS IS RUINNIG IT OUR WROKKERS ARE FORM THE LOOCAL COMMMUNITY WE GET MSOST OF THEM WHEN THERE OUT HLODIG UP SINGS THAT SAY WILL WROK FROR FOOD BUT SMOMETIMOIMEDS WE HVAVE TO HIRE OUTTSTIDERS BUT YOO BETTER BELEEV THERE NOT FORM SOME FRORAIGN COUNTTRY NOSIRREEBOOB THAY ARE FORM INDAIANA THE ACCENT THAY HVAVE UP THARE IS FUNNY AND DIID YUO KNOW THAT WHEN IT DAYTIMME IN AKRANSAS IT NIHGT UP THARE tag:jimisboss.com,2011:/mt//1.162 2011-02-20T22:58:22Z 2011-02-20T23:09:34Z

WOW IT SEEM LIKE JSUT A COOPLE OF MNOTHS AGO TAHT WE WENT INTO 2011 AND YUO KNOWWAHT THAT MEEN WE ARE NOW LIVIG IN THE 211ST CENTRURY IM SPRURPRISED THE NEWS DINDT SAY ANYTHIG ABOOT IT WELL NOT RAELLY...

JIM WOW IT SEEM LIKE JSUT A COOPLE OF MNOTHS AGO TAHT WE WENT INTO 2011 AND YUO KNOWWAHT THAT MEEN WE ARE NOW LIVIG IN THE 211ST CENTRURY IM SPRURPRISED THE NEWS DINDT SAY ANYTHIG ABOOT IT WELL NOT RAELLY THAY HRADLY EVRER COVER STUFF THART REAL NEWS LIKE UFOS AND GHOOSTS ANHYOHW YUO MIHGT BE ASSKING YUORSLEF HAY WAHT JIM THE BOSS UP TO IN THE 21ST CTENTRUY WELL IM STILL STIRVIG TO GAINE THE LRAGESST AMUONT OF SINNERGY AT WROK-PALCE I'M STAILL EXAMINIG PARADIMES AND SEEKIG WAYS TO CRUT CSOSTS AND INCREEESE EFFAICENCY AND IM STILLL INSPIRRIG EPOLYEES TO BE THE BREST THAY CAN BE IN TEN YA3ERS WEN WE ARE IN THE 222ST CNETURY ILL BE DOIG MORE OF THE SAMME HAHHAHHAHHAHHHAHH tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.161 2010-12-01T13:19:33Z 2010-12-01T13:25:47Z

I HEER A LOT ABOUT HOW THE WROKFROCE IS GETTIG OLDEER I DNOT KNOW WARE THAT CARP CMOMES FORM THE ARVERAGE AGE AT WROK-PALCE IS NINTEEN YAERS OLD IT SEEEM LIKE EPOLYEES PORVE THEMSLEVES INCMOMPENETENT AND I HAVE TO GET...

JIM I HEER A LOT ABOUT HOW THE WROKFROCE IS GETTIG OLDEER I DNOT KNOW WARE THAT CARP CMOMES FORM THE ARVERAGE AGE AT WROK-PALCE IS NINTEEN YAERS OLD IT SEEEM LIKE EPOLYEES PORVE THEMSLEVES INCMOMPENETENT AND I HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM BEFRORE THEY HIT TWEENTY BUT THWE ECXEPSOIN IS MY SCRETARY SHE IS FFIFTY YAERS OLD BUT DNOT TELL ANYONE SHE GET MAD I KEEP HER ARUOND BECAUSE SHE KEEP ALL THE IDOITS AWAY CAN YUO IMAGNINE IF SPUTUPID WROKKERS THUOHGHT THEY CUOLD JSUT COME IN AND TLAK TO THE BOSS ANY TOIME THEY WNTAED TO SHE MAKKE THEM GET AN APOPNTMENT THEN SHE BTELL ME WHEN IT IS I MAKKE SURE IM ON THE GLOF COARSE HAHHAHHAHHHAHH tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.160 2010-10-14T22:11:38Z 2010-10-14T22:15:02Z

CILK FROR A ELNARGEMENT...

JIM CILK FROR A ELNARGEMENT]]> tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.159 2010-09-29T15:52:22Z 2010-09-29T16:12:24Z

THARE IS A LOT OF GRIPPIG FROM EPOLYEES OVRER HAVIG TO GO OOUTSIDE TO SMAKE CRIGARETTTES I TELL TEHM HAY THE LAW IS THARE FROR YUOR OWN GOOD IF YUO SOMKE YUOR GOIG TO GET ALL SROTS OF BAD STRUFF...

JIM THARE IS A LOT OF GRIPPIG FROM EPOLYEES OVRER HAVIG TO GO OOUTSIDE TO SMAKE CRIGARETTTES I TELL TEHM HAY THE LAW IS THARE FROR YUOR OWN GOOD IF YUO SOMKE YUOR GOIG TO GET ALL SROTS OF BAD STRUFF WORNG WITH YUO FROR EXAPPLE TAKE JERRRY THE GUY WHO USED TO WROK IN THE SHIPPPIG DEPRATEMENT HE WAS STANDIG OUTSTIDE HAVIG A CRIGRAETTE BRAKE WHEN A BIG PEECE OF BLOO ICE FLELL FORM THE SKY AND CRUSHED HIS SKILL HIS FMAMILY DINDT GET TO SUE THE AIRLINER TAHT DORPPED IT BECAUSE BY THE TIME THE COSPS GOT THERE THE BLOUE ICE WAS MLETED SO IF JERRY DINDT SMOKE HED STILL BE LOADIG TURKS SO DNOT SMOKE FROR YUOR OWN SAKE tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.158 2010-08-13T13:57:45Z 2010-08-13T14:05:13Z

BOBERT IN LUXMEMBURG ASK JIM HAY JIM WHY DO YUOR EPOLYEES PUT UP WITH ALL OF YORE SHIRT WELL ROBRAT I DNOT KONW WAHT YOURE TLAKING ABUOT I AWLAYS WAER A WHITE SHRIT AND A RED TIE IF YUO HAVE...

JIM BOBERT IN LUXMEMBURG ASK JIM HAY JIM WHY DO YUOR EPOLYEES PUT UP WITH ALL OF YORE SHIRT WELL ROBRAT I DNOT KONW WAHT YOURE TLAKING ABUOT I AWLAYS WAER A WHITE SHRIT AND A RED TIE IF YUO HAVE A PORBELM WITH TAHT THEN MAYBE YUO SHOULD KEEP WROKING FOR YUOR CURRANT EMPOLYER IN FCAT WE HAVE A DERSS CODE HERE AT WROK-PALCE HOURLY WROKKERS MUST WARE BALCK AND WIHTE STRIPS ON THAIR SHIRTS AND PNANTS SUPPERVISSORS CAN WARE WAHTEVER THAY WNAT BUT IF THAYRE NOT WEARIG A WHIT SHRIT AND TIE THAY CAN HIT THE ROOAD I DNOT KNOW HOW THAY DO THIGS OVER IN ARFRICA WHERE YUO LIVE BUT THATS THE WAY WE DOO IT HEER IN THE UNTITED STATES OF AMRERICA tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.157 2010-08-01T22:28:33Z 2010-08-01T22:34:28Z

BOBO IS A REEDER IN KSANSAS WHOO FEELS FURSARTED BECAUSE HE HAS SHAVED HIS COPANY THUOSANDS OF DOLLLARS USIG FREE SFOTWARE AND TEKKNOLOGY BUT HIS COPANYS POLLLICY IS USE NOTHIG BUT MICORSFOFT HE WANT TO KNOW WAHT TO DOO ILL...

JIM BOBO IS A REEDER IN KSANSAS WHOO FEELS FURSARTED BECAUSE HE HAS SHAVED HIS COPANY THUOSANDS OF DOLLLARS USIG FREE SFOTWARE AND TEKKNOLOGY BUT HIS COPANYS POLLLICY IS USE NOTHIG BUT MICORSFOFT HE WANT TO KNOW WAHT TO DOO ILL TELLL YUO WAHT TO DO BBOB SHUT UP AND GIT BACK TO WORK IF YORE CIOPPANY HAS A POLLICY TO USE SMOMETHIG TEHN YOU BETTER DO IT CMOMPANY POLLLICY IS THERE FROR A REASON EXECRATIVES HAVE DECCIDED TAHT THE BESET WAY TO DO THINGS AND A EXCECUTIVE IS A HNUDERD TIMMES SMRATER TAHN THE ARVERAGE WROKKER SO SHUT UP AND DO WAHT YORE BOSS TELLL YOU WAHT TO DO tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.156 2010-06-30T17:05:27Z 2010-06-30T17:10:46Z

SMOME IDOITS SAY THAT A BOSSS SHOODNT USE PROFANNITY I SAY TAHT BULLSHIRT THERE NOTHIG MOVITATE A EPLOYEE BETTER TAHN A GOOD LOUD CUSSSSSSIG BUT YOO HAVE TO BEE CAREFUL BECAUASE THERE SO MANY BLEEDIG HARTS WHO ARE READDY TO...

JIM SMOME IDOITS SAY THAT A BOSSS SHOODNT USE PROFANNITY I SAY TAHT BULLSHIRT THERE NOTHIG MOVITATE A EPLOYEE BETTER TAHN A GOOD LOUD CUSSSSSSIG BUT YOO HAVE TO BEE CAREFUL BECAUASE THERE SO MANY BLEEDIG HARTS WHO ARE READDY TO CALL IN THE FEDDS FROR TAHT REEZON I RCEMMOEND YOU WATCH THE MOOVIE JOHNNY DAGNEROUSLY YTOU CAN LEARN HOW TO REAM SMOMEBODDYS ICE OUT AND NOT ACTAULLY IUSE ANY FROBIDDEN WRODS SO HOW ABUOT IT YOU FARGIN ICEHOLES AHAHAHAHAHAHH tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.155 2010-06-06T15:55:42Z 2010-06-06T16:03:49Z

AS THE WROLDS GRATEST MAGANER I HAVVE TO MAKKE HRAD DESSISOINS ALL THE TIME OF COORS I DONNT KNOW ERRVYTHING I CANT BELLEEVE I JSUT SAID THAT ANYHOW I RECENTALLY MADE A PORCOLMATOIN THAT ANY COPPUTRER TEKNOLLOGY WE USE HERE...

JIM AS THE WROLDS GRATEST MAGANER I HAVVE TO MAKKE HRAD DESSISOINS ALL THE TIME OF COORS I DONNT KNOW ERRVYTHING I CANT BELLEEVE I JSUT SAID THAT ANYHOW I RECENTALLY MADE A PORCOLMATOIN THAT ANY COPPUTRER TEKNOLLOGY WE USE HERE WILL BE MISCRORSOFT AND NUTTHING ELSE IM NOT EXACCTLY SURE WAHT TAHT MEAN BUT OUR IT GEENUS SGUGGESTED IT TAHT MEEN WE WILL DO IT AFTRER ALL LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONNEY WE SAVE THERE IS SMOME STUFF OUT THERE CLALLED LUNIX IT DONT COSST ANYTHIG BUT IT HRAD TO SPUPPORT THAT MEEN WE HVAVE TO HIRE SOMOENE TO KEEEP IT GOIG BUYT MISCORSFOFFT IS SO SMIMPLE THAT A IDOIT CAN RUIN IT AND IT CHEEP TOO A SREVER LISENSSE OLNY COST A CUPPLE OF THUOSAND BUSCKS I WOOD RATHEER PAY FROR TAHT AND A CREW OF TECHS TAHN SHELL OUT THE MONEY FROR SOMETHIG FREE IT TAKKE A BOSS TO THINK ON TAHT LEVEL DONT YOU ARGUREE tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.154 2010-04-25T18:33:40Z 2010-04-25T18:43:02Z

READER BILL HAAK WRITE AND ASK JIM HAY JIM SHOOD A BOSSS BE ALLOWED TYO MAKE MAJOOR TEKNOLLEGY DSCISCOINS THE RASEON I ASK IS BEKAUSE WERE I WROK A DESCSISION HAS BEEN MADE TO OLNY GO WITH ONE PALTFROM SO...

JIM READER BILL HAAK WRITE AND ASK JIM HAY JIM SHOOD A BOSSS BE ALLOWED TYO MAKE MAJOOR TEKNOLLEGY DSCISCOINS THE RASEON I ASK IS BEKAUSE WERE I WROK A DESCSISION HAS BEEN MADE TO OLNY GO WITH ONE PALTFROM SO ALL UNIXX AND LUNIX SREVERS ARE BEIG PHASSED OUT AND WEERE SWITCHIG EXCLOOSAVELY TO MSCICROSOFT I THNIK TIHS IS A BAD DSCESICION NOW ALL OUR EGGGS ARE IN ONE BAKSKET WAHT DO YOUU THNIK JIM WELL BULL HAAK HEER WAHT I THNIK I THIINK I HVAVE NO IDDEA WAHT YOU JSUT SAID HOWWEVER I GET THE IDEEA TAHT YOU DNOT LIKE WHAAT YOUR BVOSS SAID WELL NBOW IT GET REAL EASSY YUO CAN EETHER GET OVRER IT OR HIT THE ROOAD BSOSSES ARE IN CHRAGE BEKAUSE THEY ARE SMRATER TAHT YOU DNOT EVER FROGET IT tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.153 2010-03-10T14:23:36Z 2010-03-10T14:30:43Z

THERE MORE TO BEIG SUCKSESSFUL IN BIZNESS THAN JSUT WROKIG HRAD YOU ASLO HAVE TO MRAKET YORE COPANY ONCE UPPON A TOIME WE SPENT BIG BUCKS TO AVDERTISE IN NOOZPAYPERS THE RADDIO AND TLEVISOIN NOT ANNY MORE NOW I PAY...

JIM THERE MORE TO BEIG SUCKSESSFUL IN BIZNESS THAN JSUT WROKIG HRAD YOU ASLO HAVE TO MRAKET YORE COPANY ONCE UPPON A TOIME WE SPENT BIG BUCKS TO AVDERTISE IN NOOZPAYPERS THE RADDIO AND TLEVISOIN NOT ANNY MORE NOW I PAY A GUY IN CHINA TO SNED OUT EMAUILS HE OLNY CHRAGE A HUDNRED BUCKS TO SEND EMAUIL OUT TO LIKE 50,0000,0 PEEPLE TAHT WAHT YOU CALL BANG FROR THE BUCK SO BIZNESS PEEEPLE, TAKE JIMS AVDICFE AND QUITE WASTIG YORE ADVERTISSIG BUGDET CONTACT MY FREEEND WANG CHANG tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.152 2010-02-15T01:39:45Z 2010-02-15T01:44:44Z

THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE...

JIM THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE LOINS OF CROUSE WE ARENT ALLLOWED TO KILL POOR PREFORMERS LIKE WE USED TO TAHTS TOO BAD BUT YOU CAN ADD FUN TO THE OFFRICE BY MAKIG ERVYTHIG A COMPETUTITOIN FROR EXAPPLE WHO HAS THE HIHGEST SLALES FIGGERS HE WIN HE GET TO KEEP HIS JOB HMM WAHT WILL WE DO WITH THE LOOZERS HAHAHHAHAHAHHA tag:jimisboss.com,2010:/mt//1.151 2010-01-27T12:48:07Z 2010-01-27T12:49:49Z

Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don't, know why you must moan, You...

JIM Yesterday? Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M. Yesterday, JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away, Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay, Anonymati, go away. I, don't, know why you must moan, You aren't forced, To read all the posts that are below The main sto-ry! Now I must go back and do work It is so hard But I sit and dream all day Of being a bard!