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DWONSIZING FOR DUMMIES

ALL COPANIES HAVE ONE THGING IN COMMON. THEY ALL TOO BIG.

THEREV ARE ALWAYS EPLOYEES YOU CAN GET RID OF.

AND IF YOU GET RID OF EPLOYEES YOUS SAVE MONEY AND YOUR BOSSS NOTICE THAT.

SO HOW DO YTOU DOWNSIZE IF YOU NEVER DONE IT BEFOIROE? THAT WHAT JIM HERE TO HLEP YOU WIOTH.

FRIST OF ALL YOU GET RID OF THE IT POEPLE. NOBODY NEED IT ANY MORE YOU CAN BUIY IT FROM INDIA. IF ANY BDOY HAVE COPUTER PORBLEMS THEY JUST HAVE TO CALL INDIANA AND THEY WILL GET FIXED.

NEXT YOU GET RID OF TEHE QUALTY CONTROL PEOPLSE. ALL QC DOWES IS FIND FAULT WITH WHATEVRE YOU ARE MAKING AND TELL TYOU TO DO IAT AGASIN. WHAT A BUNCH OF CARP. FRIORE THEM ALL AND START CRANKINFG OUT PRODUCTS!

THEN LOOKFOR A BIG RAISE NEXT EVALUATION TIME.

Recommend JIM IS BOSS to your friends!

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