I LOVE MEETINGS. YOU GET TOI RELAX AND DAYDEARM ABOUT WHAT YOURV GOING TO DO AFTER WROK, WHAT WAS ON THE SORPANOS LAST NIGHT, OR WHAT TO EAT FOR LUNCH.
BUT THE KEY TO GETTIG INVITEED TO LOTS OF MEETINGS IS TO BE KNOEWN AS SOMEONE WHO KNOW JUST HOW LONG TO TALK.
FRO EXAPLE WE HAVE A REAL PAIN-IN-THE-EAR GUY WHO LIKE TO TOOT HIS OWN HRON A LOT AT MEETIGS. HE WAS HIRED AS EGINEER BUT HAS MANAGED TO WORM HIS WAY INTO TOP MAGEMENT. HE GOT THERE BY TALKING MORE THABN ANY OF HIS COPETITORS AND GOT PORMOTED BY HIS BOSSES SO THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM ANY MORE.
IF HE IS IN A MEETIGF IT IPORTENT TO NOT LET HIM GET STRATED. SO YOU TALK A LOT.YOU TLAK SO MUCH THAT THE NEXT PEOPOLE WHO NEED THE ROOM STRAT BANGING ON THE DOOR.
THAT BETTER THAN MR. BOLWHARD WHO WOULD CHASE THEM OFF. YOU NOD YOUER HEAD AND CLOSE THE MEETING.
AT THE NEXT MEETIG WHEN MR. LOUDMOUTH NIT THERE YOIU KEEP YOUR COMMETS SHORT.
WROD WILL GET AROUHD AND SOON YOU GET INVITED TO EVERY MEETING THAT COME ALKONG!
Comments (1)
What a load of crap
Posted by I hate jim | September 29, 2007 4:28 AM
Posted on September 29, 2007 04:28