August 8, 2011

HOW TO DAEL WITH NEGGATVIVE FEEDBACK

MAN IT RAELYY PSSISSISSES ME OFF WHEN PEEPLE GRIPE AND MOON ABOUST ME DOOIG A LOOSY JOB OF TAKKING CARRE OF MY RSERSPONSIBILLUITES

WROK-PALCE HASS A BRANNCH LOOCATION IN RUSTYBILL KANSAS AND THAY HVAVE THERE OWN SYSSTEM THERE OF DSISTROIBUTING PORDUCTS AND THERE SO STINKIN PROUSD THAT THERE EFFICINCY IS HIHGERR THAN THE HOMO OFFRICE WHARE JIM THE BOSS IS MANGLANER

WELL IT NOT A PORBELM ANY MORE LET ME TELL YOO HOW I SLOVED IT

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June 29, 2011

THE HNADS OFF APPRAOCH OF MAGANEMANET

EVEVEN THOUGH A GOOD BEARTIG IS JSUT TYHE TIKKET TO INSPRIRE EPOLYESS MSOT OF THE TIOME IT NOT THE UTLIMATE ANSSWER

SOME WROKKERS RESPPOND BESET TO THE HANDS OFF APPROACH

AND IT JSUT AS MUCH FUN AS LAYIG HANDDS ON THIM

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April 27, 2011

OUTSROCIG

A LOOT OF PEEPLE ARE BICHTIG AND MOONIG BECAUSE OF SMOEMTHIG CALLED OUTSROURCIG

I GESS IT HVAVE TO DO WITH HIRIG PEEPLE IN THRID WROLD CUONTREES TO DO STFUFF CHEEPER TAHN REEL EPOLYEES

WELL I WNAT TO TRELL YOO RIHGT NOW TAHT WILL NEVVER HAPPEN AT WROK-PALCE AS LONNG AS JIM THE BOSS IS RUINNIG IT

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February 20, 2011

JIM THE BOSS IN THE 21ST CENTRURY

WOW IT SEEM LIKE JSUT A COOPLE OF MNOTHS AGO TAHT WE WENT INTO 2011 AND YUO KNOWWAHT THAT MEEN

WE ARE NOW LIVIG IN THE 211ST CENTRURY

IM SPRURPRISED THE NEWS DINDT SAY ANYTHIG ABOOT IT

WELL NOT RAELLY THAY HRADLY EVRER COVER STUFF THART REAL NEWS LIKE UFOS AND GHOOSTS

ANHYOHW YUO MIHGT BE ASSKING YUORSLEF HAY WAHT JIM THE BOSS UP TO IN THE 21ST CTENTRUY

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December 1, 2010

THE AGGING WROKFARCE

I HEER A LOT ABOUT HOW THE WROKFROCE IS GETTIG OLDEER

I DNOT KNOW WARE THAT CARP CMOMES FORM

THE ARVERAGE AGE AT WROK-PALCE IS NINTEEN YAERS OLD

IT SEEEM LIKE EPOLYEES PORVE THEMSLEVES INCMOMPENETENT AND I HAVE TO GET RID OF THEM BEFRORE THEY HIT TWEENTY

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October 14, 2010

HAY ERVYBDODY HEER A PICTRURE OF MY CAR

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CILK FROR A ELNARGEMENT

September 29, 2010

SMOOKIG IN THE WROKPALCE

THARE IS A LOT OF GRIPPIG FROM EPOLYEES OVRER HAVIG TO GO OOUTSIDE TO SMAKE CRIGARETTTES

I TELL TEHM HAY THE LAW IS THARE FROR YUOR OWN GOOD

IF YUO SOMKE YUOR GOIG TO GET ALL SROTS OF BAD STRUFF WORNG WITH YUO

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August 13, 2010

RAEDER RBOBERT ASK JIM A QEUSTOIN

BOBERT IN LUXMEMBURG ASK JIM HAY JIM WHY DO YUOR EPOLYEES PUT UP WITH ALL OF YORE SHIRT

WELL ROBRAT I DNOT KONW WAHT YOURE TLAKING ABUOT

I AWLAYS WAER A WHITE SHRIT AND A RED TIE

IF YUO HAVE A PORBELM WITH TAHT THEN MAYBE YUO SHOULD KEEP WROKING FOR YUOR CURRANT EMPOLYER

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August 1, 2010

READER BOOB ASKS WAHT HAPPEN WEHN YORE GENNUIS IS UNREKOGNIZZED

BOBO IS A REEDER IN KSANSAS WHOO FEELS FURSARTED BECAUSE HE HAS SHAVED HIS COPANY THUOSANDS OF DOLLLARS USIG FREE SFOTWARE AND TEKKNOLOGY BUT HIS COPANYS POLLLICY IS USE NOTHIG BUT MICORSFOFT

HE WANT TO KNOW WAHT TO DOO

ILL TELLL YUO WAHT TO DO BBOB

SHUT UP AND GIT BACK TO WORK

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June 30, 2010

USIG PORFANTITY TO YOUR AVDANTAGE

SMOME IDOITS SAY THAT A BOSSS SHOODNT USE PROFANNITY

I SAY TAHT BULLSHIRT

THERE NOTHIG MOVITATE A EPLOYEE BETTER TAHN A GOOD LOUD CUSSSSSSIG

BUT YOO HAVE TO BEE CAREFUL BECAUASE THERE SO MANY BLEEDIG HARTS WHO ARE READDY TO CALL IN THE FEDDS

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June 6, 2010

THE GEENUS OF MISCORSOFT TEKNOLLOGY

AS THE WROLDS GRATEST MAGANER I HAVVE TO MAKKE HRAD DESSISOINS ALL THE TIME

OF COORS I DONNT KNOW ERRVYTHING

I CANT BELLEEVE I JSUT SAID THAT

ANYHOW I RECENTALLY MADE A PORCOLMATOIN THAT ANY COPPUTRER TEKNOLLOGY WE USE HERE WILL BE MISCRORSOFT AND NUTTHING ELSE

IM NOT EXACCTLY SURE WAHT TAHT MEAN BUT OUR IT GEENUS SGUGGESTED IT

TAHT MEEN WE WILL DO IT

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April 25, 2010

ASKS JIM WHOO MAKE THE TEKKNOLOGY DESCICIONS

READER BILL HAAK WRITE AND ASK JIM HAY JIM SHOOD A BOSSS BE ALLOWED TYO MAKE MAJOOR TEKNOLLEGY DSCISCOINS

THE RASEON I ASK IS BEKAUSE WERE I WROK A DESCSISION HAS BEEN MADE TO OLNY GO WITH ONE PALTFROM SO ALL UNIXX AND LUNIX SREVERS ARE BEIG PHASSED OUT AND WEERE SWITCHIG EXCLOOSAVELY TO MSCICROSOFT

I THNIK TIHS IS A BAD DSCESICION NOW ALL OUR EGGGS ARE IN ONE BAKSKET WAHT DO YOUU THNIK JIM

WELL BULL HAAK HEER WAHT I THNIK

I THIINK I HVAVE NO IDDEA WAHT YOU JSUT SAID

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March 10, 2010

EFFFECTIVE MRAKETIG

THERE MORE TO BEIG SUCKSESSFUL IN BIZNESS THAN JSUT WROKIG HRAD YOU ASLO HAVE TO MRAKET YORE COPANY

ONCE UPPON A TOIME WE SPENT BIG BUCKS TO AVDERTISE IN NOOZPAYPERS THE RADDIO AND TLEVISOIN

NOT ANNY MORE

NOW I PAY A GUY IN CHINA TO SNED OUT EMAUILS

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February 14, 2010

USE THE OLLLYMPICS TO MOVITATE YOURE EPLOLYEES

THE OLIMPIKKS ARE ON

YOU CAN USE THIS TO GET YUOR EPOLYEES TO BARE DWON AND WROK HARDER

FROR EXAPPLE REMNID THEM WAHE USED TO HPAPPEN TO OLLIMPIC ALTHETES BACK IN ANCIEMNT ROME

THE LOOZERS WUOLD GET FED TO THE LOINS

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January 27, 2010

From a JIMFan at SHRAK TANK

Yesterday?
Submitted by JIMFan on January 27, 2010 - 5:41 A.M.
Yesterday,
JIM THE BOSS, he seemed so far away,
Now I'm glad to say he's here to stay,
Anonymati, go away.

I, don't, know why you must moan,
You aren't forced,
To read all the posts that are below
The main sto-ry!

Now I must go back and do work
It is so hard
But I sit and dream all day
Of being a bard!

January 14, 2010

WYE THE ITTERNET IS AMAZZIG

I DNOT LET ANNYONE AT WROK-PALCE USE THE ITTERNET OF CROUSE THAY HAVE WROK TO DO STAKKIG BOXXES SWEEPIG FLORES AND BRINGGIG ME COFFEY

BUT SINCE IM THE BOSS I AM ALLLOWED TO USE IT IT HLPE ME TO BE A MORE EFFFECTIVE MAGANER

FROR EXAPPLE I DNOT HAVVE TO GO TO THE STRORE OR THE DOKTOR ANY MORE

ALLL I HAVE TGO DO IS REED MY EMAUIL AND ERVYTHIG I NEED IS RIHGT THERE ALL I HVAVE TO DO IS USE THE COPANY CRUDIT CRAD TO GET WAHTEVVER I WNAT

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December 20, 2009

GERAT BIZNESS STARGETY

JIM THE BSOSS UDDERSTAND THAT MSOT OF YOU OUT THRERE ARE NOT SMRAT ENUFF TO THNIK LIKE ABOSS

TAHT NOT YORE FAULT LESTS FACE IT THE ARVERAGE BOSS IS A STINKIG GENUIS AND THE REST OF YUO ARE TOOO DMUB TO SEE THE BIG PRICTURE

SO LISSEN UP ERVYBDODY AND TRY TO LEARN SMOETHIG

THE MSOT IMPOTANT THNIG ABUOT MAKIG DECCISOINS IS TO MAKE ONE AND STINCK WITH IT NO MATTTER WAHT

FROR EXAPPLE ATV WROK-PALCE JIM THE BOSS HAS DECIDDED TAHT WE ARE A MICORSFOFT SHOP AND TAHT THE WAY IT IS DNOT EVEN TRY TO CHAGNE MY MIND ULNESS YOU WNAT TYO GET FRIRED

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November 12, 2009

JIM THE BSOSS DIKSHUNARY UPDATE

Time to update the THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY:

Steve Ballmer = Steve Blammer
"THERE IS NO I IN TIEAM"
Secrets = secretes
Mainframe = manfarme
Expensive - expansive
Warehouse = wharehouse
Stop = stoop
Differentiate = dfireferianferieate
Laptop = lamptop
Stove = Steve
Shirt = shrit
Group = grope
Cold = clod
Trickle down effect = tinckle dwon effect
Song = snog
Spoke = spooke
Jeopardy = jepperday
Typographical error = typyorogarpichal errer
BlackBerry = Raspberry
Fluent = flatulent
Supervisors = suvpervipers
Pot bellied stove = pot bellied Steve
Practical = partical
Marriage = mirage
Wheelchairs = whalechares
Signal = singal
Door = odor
A blathering idiot = ab lathering idiot
Harriet = Harliot
Memorial = mammorial
Waterboarding = waterbroading
Website = wesbite
Browser = bowser
Encrypt = encryapt
Conversations = conservations
Understand = undresstand
Big shot = bag shot
Minicomputer = minticopumter
Golly = gully
DHCP = DHPCP
Insubordination = instabroadnation
Caps lock = craps lock
Stuck = struck
Saudi Arabia = Soddy Arbababia
Understanding = udderstaddig
Hoarse = horse
Hot toddy = hot teddy
Smell = spell
Aluminum = allullulululiminnium
Holy = holly
Betty = Batty
Staff = staph
Whole = hole
Smallest = smellest
Ample = apple
Debby Boone = Debby Bone
Serious = Sirius
Voice = vice
Air = hair
Geek = Greek
Edgar Rice Burroughs = Elgar Rice Borrows
Board = broad
Waldorf Astoria = Waldrof Hystoria
Fridge = fiordge
Vista = visa
Spellchecker = sxplellvcheeker
Switched = swatched
Password = pisswrod
Facebook = Facebroke
Win-win = win-wine
Win-win = wine-wind
Boys = buoys
Girls = grils
Checkup = chuckup
Bulletin board = builltin broad
Okay = oaky
Whether = weather
Rattlesnake = rastklesnake
Realistic = railistick
White House = whitehourse
Bill Clinton = Bile Cilnton
Bulb = blub
Wikipedia = Winkipedia
Concealed = congealed
Invisible = indivisible
Beach ball = biatch balll
Boss = boos
Lovers = louvers
Vacation = vacraption
Power = pooer
Shut = shat
Stop = stoop
Expect = expectrate
Spanish = sapnish
Exchange = sexcahnge
Flash forward = falsh forward
Roll = rowl
Lotus = lostus
Perfect = prefect
Richard Milhous Nixon = Dichard Mulehuose Nexxon
Enemy = enema
Bing = Bung
Google = Gaggle
Stole = stoole
Bambi = Babmbi
LSD = DSL
Important = impotant
Canned = caned
Porn = pron
YouTube = youtub
ALBERTA EISENSTIEN = Albert Einstein

September 25, 2009

ADVICE ON FNIDIG A JOB

RAEDER BOB ASK JIM HAY JIM MY JOOB STINKS IM THNIKIG ABUOT LOOKIG FROR ABETTER ONE DO YOO HAVE ANY ADDVICE

WELL BOOB IF I WERE YOU I WOOD SHAAVE AND GIT A HAIRCUT IF YOU DNOT LIKE YORE JOB YOUR PROBABBABLY ONE OF THOS HIPPY TORUBLEMAKKERS TAKE A BATHE TOO

NOW DURESS UP IN A NICE SOOT AND HIT THE STRETEETS

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August 20, 2009

OOOPS SORRY ABUOT NO NEWD PSOSTS

WOW I FROGOT ALL ABUOT TIHS BOLG

IVE BEEEN SO BIZZY FRIRIG PEEPEL ANDF DWONZIZIG TAHT I TOTALLUY FROGOT TAHT BILLOINS OF POOEPLE ON THE ITNERNET HAVE NOT BEEN ERADUCATED BECAUSE OF MY BAD MAMMARY

MABBYE I SHOOD FRIRE MYSLEF

HAHHAHHAJHJHAHAH

WELL HERE TODASYS HGINT FROR BEIG A BATTER MAGANER

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June 14, 2009

IDOITS MORNONS AND IMBASSILES

IM NOT HEER TO COPLAIN ABUOT EPLOYEES WHO ARE IDIOOTS MORNOS OR AMBESILES IM HERE TO TELL YOU THE SMRAT BOSS HOW TO USE THIM TO YOUR AVDANTAGE

LEST STRAT WITH THE IDOIT HES SO SPTUPID THAT HE HAS TO BE REMAINEDED TO BREETHE THE IDOOIT IS A PREFECT MATCH FROR JOBS THAT ARE JSUT DOIG THE SAM THNIG OVER AND OVER AGAIN FROR EXAPLE STACKIG BOXXES

THE MRONON IS A LITTLE SMRATER THAT THE IDOOT HE BRAETHE ALL BY HIMSLEF YOU CAN TAIRN A MOROON TO RUN A COPUTRER I WUOLD RECOMMMEND AUTTOCAD

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April 27, 2009

STPUPID COMPUTRERS

HOLEY CARP I HVAVE BEEN POSTIG STRUFF FROR A MONTHE ERVRY DAY AND IT TRUNS OUT INSTAED OF USIG THE WEBSITTE SOFTRWARE I WAS USIG A TREMINAL WINDOW

TAHGT MEAN THAT A MONTHS WROTH OF BRAILAINCE IS DWON THE DARIN

OH WELL JIM THE BSOSS IS SMRAT ENOGH TAT HE CAN ALWAYS CMOME UP WITH GENUIS REMRAKS

TODAY HE WIRTE ABUOT THE WROLDS EASIEST WAY TO GET RICH

PALY ON THE PGA TUOR

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March 25, 2009

MRORE WISDUM FORM STEVE BLAMMER

I CNOSIDER SETVE BLAMMER TO BE THE SNIGLE SMRATEST MAN IN THE WROLD

ABLERT EISENSTIEN COULD HAVE LAERNED FROM THIS MANN

BLAMMER GAVVE A SPEECH TIHS WEEK AND HERE WAHT HE ASAID

"Apple gained about one point [in global market share], but now I think the tide has really turned back the other direction. The economy is helpful. Paying an extra $500 for a computer in this environment -- same piece of hardware -- paying $500 more to get a logo on it? I think that's a more challenging proposition for the average person than it used to be."

YOU TELL EM SVETE OLNY AN IDOOIT WUOLD PAY TOO MUCH MNONEY FROR A COPUTRER ESPECAILLY ONE WITH APPLES ON IT

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March 11, 2009

HLEPIG YOUR EMPOLYEESW DAEL WITH DOWNSZING

DOWNZSING IS A FACT OF LIFE ERVYBODY IN BUSINESS DOES IT

BUT SOMETIMES EPLOYEES DNOT RAECT VERY WELL TO BEING LAUID OFF

I DNOT UNDRESTAND HOW SELFISH THESE IDOITS CXAN BE

BUT STILL A GOOD BOSS HAS AMPATHY FROR HIS SUBRODINATES AND TRIES TO HLPE THEM COPE

SO THE NXET TIME YOU GVIVE SMOMBODY THE AX I HVAVE TWO WRODS FOR YOU

SLCUMDOG MILLAOINAIRE

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March 5, 2009

THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSSS DIKSHUNARY

FORM SHRAK TANK:

Good work, Jim. To recognize you I want to share the list of "Jim-isms" that I have been maintaining:

work = wrok
place = palce
workplace = wrok palce
program = pogram
monotonous = monogamous
third degree = thurd degree

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March 1, 2009

KEEPIG YOUR EMPOLOYEES INTERESTEED IN IMPORVING

A BOSS HAS MANNY CHALLANGES ONE OF THEM IS KEEPING YOUR EPOLYEES INTRESTED IN IMPORVIG THEMSLEVES

SOMETIMES IF SMOMENONE WROK FOR YOU FOR MANY YAERS HE CAMN GET COPLMACENT

TIHS CAN HAPPEN IF HE FEEL LIKE HE BEEN THEER SO LONG THAT HE WILL AWLAYS HAVE A JOB AND CANT BE FRIED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THAT FUNNY AT WROK-PALCE ANYBDODY CAN BE FIRRED AND THEY ALL KNOW IT

BUT WAHT IF THINGS ARENT LIKE TAHT WHERE YOU ARE THE BOISS

WELL IT TIME TO GO HRIRE A FEW EXCAPED CNOVICTS

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THE OFFISHUL JIM THE BOSS DIKSHUNARRY
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